Virtual Flaneurism

24 hours, mom. Well, 24 hours plus 48 hours of alcohol-fueled irresponsibility. Then a day of rest, as the lord intended it.

Confirmation from Eliza:

"Yale Law School, renowned for competitiveness and its Supreme Court justices, is embarking on a pilot program next week in which students can check out a “therapy dog” named Monty along with the library’s collection of more than one million books. While the law school is saying little so far about its dog-lending program, it has distributed a memo to students with the basics: that Monty will be available at the circulation desk to stressed-out students for 30 minutes at a time beginning Monday, for a three-day trial run."

God damn it, I want a therapy dog! I'm going to pull some strings and get this thing underway.

The rumor mill is saying that the Yale Law School Library has recently made a hypoallergenic border terrier available to students for 30 minute reserved play sessions. His name is General Montgomery, shortened to Monty the Therapy Dog for efficiency.

I am beyond envious: why aren't my tuition dollars going toward the adopting of precious animals for me to cuddle in-between classes? Is this something the SBA can get done for me? Who do I talk to about this?

Inb4 discussion of the negative effect this kind of rental plan could have on the dog's well-being. I have to imagine playing with law students all day is more emotionally fulfilling than sitting alone on your owner's couch for ten hours.

My favorite part of this image is that its filename is brighamy.

PS. What medical reason could you have for needing a beard? Does Teen Wolf go to BYU?