Virtual Flaneurism

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

Do you like doodling? Do you like math? Videos? Since it's the middle of final exams, I'm pretty much interested in anything and everything that isn't "the law" right now. So, contrary to general logic, math is BIZARRELY FASCINATING and YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD WATCH THESE VIDEOS.

If you're not interested in math, or doodling, or watching videos on the internet, well, you're just gonna have to scroll past this shit, because it'll drop you knee deep in all three of those things. I don't know what it means to be knee deep in doodling, but I imagine that its a sketchy feeling *rimshot*

Oh good god do I need a nap.

Did anyone else catch this on last night's Glee?

Stolen from Kristie, from Overheard in Court:

Q. Now let’s go back to Exhibit 18. It looks to me like this pump submittal from SRV is dated Oct. 14, 2002. Right?

A. That’s the date of this letter, correct.

Q. Okay. And SRV was required to submit this pump submittal five days after the execution of the contract, which they received on Oct. 9. So 14 minus 9 is how many?

A. I don’t know. I need a calculator.

Q. You need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?

A. Yeah.

Q. You’re the project engineer on a $5 million infrastructure project, and you’re telling me you need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?

A. We always have calculators.

Q. Really, you can’t subtract 9 from 14 without a calculator?

A. It’s 6.

Q. Actually, Ms. ______, I think it’s 5.

A. I think I told you I need a calculator.

While this interests me now, I suspect it would've bored me to tears as a child.

Warning: Math ahoy.

U.K. Office of National Statistics contends there are only 750,000 gays in the entirety of the United Kingdom.

British gay dating site Gaydar has 2.2 million user accounts.

Math dies.