Virtual Flaneurism

So bad, it's good.

FUN FACT: The criminal is Britbrit's new BF!

This was intended to be the last post. Apologies:

I'm not trudging through the twitterverse to figure out which of my gays sent this to me, but suffice to say he was 'moest of them all.

This song reminds me so much of this. (NSFW link)

Oh, Britney.

New BritBrit video teaches me that we will happily spend our last moments reenacting West Side Story in the sewers.

BritBrit, oh prolific siren succubus, lead me into the unknowing weekend!

Oh Britbrit...

I've been pleasantly surprised by how much I am enjoying the new Britney album, though the synthesized effects used in a number of the songs confuse me. I keep hearing 8-bit bleeps and boops that sound like NES video game sound effects coming through the speakers of my parents' old 500 pound Zenith television. And, on the song below, is that a recorder? At least these choices will make for a smooth transfer to the karaoke stage.

PS. Despite all my bitching, I have to admit that the refrain to this song is eminently hummable. EMINENTLY. I defy you not to spend the rest of the day drunkenly slurring, "it isssn't rational, it's phyzzzzical." Though that wouldn't be humming, but I digress.

The new Britney album has leaked. If you can't find it, you must be pretty bad at the internet.

Benny sends you this Britbrit sample-rama.

When you're feeling down today, just remember: you can be the bass.

Since we're linking up to free jams, follow the big blue link to get a free copy of Britney's leaked new single, 'Til the World Ends.

...and yes, I know that the single's real name lacks the apostrophe and spits in the face of spelling with the craptacular "till". I'm choosing to ignore it.

New Britney Spears Music Video.

1. Yes, that is a tacky product placement drop for her perfume Radiance about twenty seconds in.

2. We know she can't sing, but can she even dance any more? When she finally stops her "Defying Gravity" dress-ascension, her dance moves have about as much kick as the Lohan's career. The camera keeps quickly cutting away, as if they thought they could distract the audience from her lackluster performance by giving everyone a seizure.

3. PlentyOfFish.com is my new homepage.

Okay, I love Britney like all the other 'mos, but I'm calling shenanigans on her new single. The refrain is distinctly reminiscent of Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" (which itself was the basis for another copyright suit) and the Bellamy Brother's "Would You Hold It Against Me". Check out Brit's song below, and the two "source" songs below that.

Covers, covers, covers...