Virtual Flaneurism

Well, clearly someone knocked the hell out of Ben Quayle. Good luck, Arizona.

Denny's new Fried Cheese Melt: a grilled cheese sandwich stuffed with four deep-fried mozzarella cheese sticks. Served with marinara sauce and what looks like a bag's-worth of Dipsy Doodles (a personal favorite of mine).

Usually I post this crap because it's gross, but I swear to god, this may be the most ingenious food stuff ever thought up. While my personal aversion to catching tetanus prevents me from entering a Denny's, I may have to jimmy up a homemade batch of this masterpiece, doodles and all.

I like to imagine that, after the camera clicks off, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Dear, there's a deer on your rear," and then she's mauled to death by a horny ruminant as he laughs at his own rhyming wordplay.

Monty Python!

The storm looks like a towering, charging wave. Absolutely terrifying.

I wish this were real.