Virtual Flaneurism

It definitely makes me a nerd that I appreciate that the chart-maker used a semi-colon.

Cher AND Rosie AND Christmas soul?

Surely this must be the Apocalypse.

This emitted a chuckle from me. I didn't know bodies actually did that.

So many signs, so many places that gave me or my friends food poisoning...

On Melancholy Hill - NYC Lights from Chateau Bezerra on Vimeo.

This video's intended source of humor does not disappoint, but what is truly worth a listen is Michael Buble's swear-riddled dialogue and the acerbic sass he delivers to this poor child's mother.

This infographic deftly explains why I've yet to get a summer internship (though perhaps it is because I have not in fact begun applying for any):

Never has someone had a more troubling adoration for their own hands. Meanwhile, she waves them around and rubs them like the are expensive, inanimate meat bags attached to the ends of her arms.

God can only fathom the whipped bastard who is the one taking out this she-terror's garbage.

So, I took a two hour nap this afternoon and, SURPRISE OF SURPRISES, it is serving me poorly come sleep time. Luckily, I have zero responsibilities tomorrow, so I'll just sleep until noon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh god I'm so tired.