Virtual Flaneurism

This is surprisingly safe for work.

And Cookie Kwon? Really? Thousands of characters, and you choose Cookie Kwon?

This is a confusing video. Some hints:

- The man you're seeing is King Juan Carlos of Spain

- The sound you're hearing is his ringtone.

- The discomfort you're feeling is normal.

Very Sufjan.

There is a genre of video on the internet that often goes unmentioned. This is the professional, exact narration of a young teenager's garbled internet posting.

Please enjoy.

Today's posts are coming in thematic sets - first awkwardly phrased comics, then folksy music, and now horrible sweaters galore.

10 Best Cosby Sweaters

At left: The "Just Lost A Game Of Tetris Sweater".

PS. I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I stumbled across this trying to find some Cosby sweaters to buy. I am a dedicated consumer of shit if I am anything.

Is this Wil Wheaton?

Better question: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is?

Ugh. Here comes yet another wave of nuevo-Apple douche bags.

God, do I love Josh Ritter.

Supergrass accomplished this without autotune, Travie.

I actually prefer the Glee rendition of this song, but posting clips of Glee is a little too tween, even for this blog.