Virtual Flaneurism

When memes collide.

Seriously, though, David Beckham is gorgeous, but he genuinely looks like he's been bitch-slapped by Golgothan in this shot.

This feels strangely racist. Does this make me racist? Is this racist? I think you're racist. I love chicken nuggets.

This is true on so many levels. Every game sounds like its taking place inside a god damn bee hive.

This reminds me of the old Disney movie intro where a laser show Mickey Mouse sillouette rotated without purpose. In that same vein, it also reminds of my the classic film trailer for "The Journey of Natty Gann."

Also, Link in "Item Excitement Mode" without an item just looks like he's raising the roof while preparing for a blow job.

Stefan Magdalinski gives his Apple-obsessed girlfriend an iPad...but covers it in chocolate first.

The look on her face says it all. And, for those of you with the giving spirit, I would totally get over my disdain for all things Macintosh if those things were sealed inside a succulent candy coating...with the receipt.

DREAM HOUSE

Can you name them all? (Hint: No)

Hey, head to Newsweek.com and enter the Konami code for a magazine-so-near-death-it's-gone-silly surprise.

Edit: Omg, here's the Konami code -

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter