Virtual Flaneurism

This feels like porn, but it isn't porn, so I'm gonna post it.

I have been trying to find this video for so long! Thankfully, Eliza knows my disgusting, immature taste and forwarded it on over. So NSFW:

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

The trashy music videos are coming out of the woodwork this week.

NSFW, def.

Never have the trials and tribulations of life been so accurately summed up in a song than here:

PS. NNNSFW

Warning: this video's audio is so incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK that even I wouldn't watch it at work. And I watched it at work.

Let me be upfront: if you are in even the tinest way whatsoever prude, you will be grossed out by this video. And I pity you.

If you are a degenerate like me you will laugh and laugh and laugh at this video, laugh until your boss comes in and you have to lie and say you were watching a cat video and then your boss will ask to see the cat video but you'll be unable to show him the cat video because you were watching David Franco dirty talk McLovin not a cat video and then he will look at you all quizzical like and you will both frown and go back to work but don't kid yourself, there will be an awkwardness there, a horrible, soul-penetrating awkwardness of someone knowing that you lied, an awkwardness that makes you frightened to use the bathroom lest you run into your boss and have to talk about inane things when all he really wants to talk about is what you were actually watching on your computer and you just want to go to the bathroom because you've been sort of chugging water at your desk lately you know to keep better hydrated for kidney health and well after all it's summer too and it's getting hot outside and I mean you really can't drink too much water and then your boss finally lets you go to the bathroom but as you go he makes some joke about getting a litter box for your office and you know that's a reference to the cat video but you don't care because god damn it you've been fucking holding your pee for like fifteen minutes and that's totally counteracting all the good you're doing your kidneys by drinking all the god damn water.

Enjoy!

Oh my, NSFW - boobies mit pasties a'hoy!

An explanation of the video for the non-viewing squeamish and unadventurous: the new, indestructible clap off bra is finally hitting the market.

I'll admit: I lol'd.

The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.

I try not to turn this into a porn blog, but sometimes naked pictures are just what pop culture demands I post.

So, click the link for 99% naked shots of Adam Levine (in ads for testicular cancer awareness). For the sanctity of virgin/lesbian eyes, I'll refrain from directly posting any of them.

Btw, NSFW, kids. NSFW for sure.

This is one of those videos that starts off "boring" and then rises to amazing, wonderful heights.

NSFW