Virtual Flaneurism

The rumor mill is saying that the Yale Law School Library has recently made a hypoallergenic border terrier available to students for 30 minute reserved play sessions. His name is General Montgomery, shortened to Monty the Therapy Dog for efficiency.

I am beyond envious: why aren't my tuition dollars going toward the adopting of precious animals for me to cuddle in-between classes? Is this something the SBA can get done for me? Who do I talk to about this?

Inb4 discussion of the negative effect this kind of rental plan could have on the dog's well-being. I have to imagine playing with law students all day is more emotionally fulfilling than sitting alone on your owner's couch for ten hours.