Virtual Flaneurism

Rainbow Frog Not Extinct, Looks Like it Rolled in Nerds Candy

This is the kind of logic that is rewarded in my chosen profession.

I'm about to double-fact you in the FACE:

1. Below is a chart of the colored tabs you find on your bread/bagels/pillsbury dough condoms. Logically, you want a tab closest to the day you arrived to get the freshest bread.

2. But I can hear you whining: how on earth will I remember this arbitrarily ordered color scheme? Do not fret, there actually seems to be some logic. The tabs are ordered alphabetically by the name of the color - blue, green, red, white, yellow. Sometimes you just have to bask in the subtle cleverness of others -- and this, my friends, is one of those moments.

Check out these amazing photographs of the the Holi Festival of Color in India.

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