Virtual Flaneurism

Do you like doodling? Do you like math? Videos? Since it's the middle of final exams, I'm pretty much interested in anything and everything that isn't "the law" right now. So, contrary to general logic, math is BIZARRELY FASCINATING and YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD WATCH THESE VIDEOS.

If you're not interested in math, or doodling, or watching videos on the internet, well, you're just gonna have to scroll past this shit, because it'll drop you knee deep in all three of those things. I don't know what it means to be knee deep in doodling, but I imagine that its a sketchy feeling *rimshot*

Oh good god do I need a nap.

I'm about to double-fact you in the FACE:

1. Below is a chart of the colored tabs you find on your bread/bagels/pillsbury dough condoms. Logically, you want a tab closest to the day you arrived to get the freshest bread.

2. But I can hear you whining: how on earth will I remember this arbitrarily ordered color scheme? Do not fret, there actually seems to be some logic. The tabs are ordered alphabetically by the name of the color - blue, green, red, white, yellow. Sometimes you just have to bask in the subtle cleverness of others -- and this, my friends, is one of those moments.

Shut the door, you pleb!

From Jon:

Ho shit! My favorite song by my favorite band has finally been uploaded onto Youtube! Instant Slam-Jam-Whatever-the-fuck-I've-been-calling-that-thing-on-the-right of the YEAR all over your face!

Locksley, you truly are kings among men. And by men, I mean me and the rest of your pre-teen ladyfans.

PS. The song is actually called "Love You Too", not "I Love You Too." Jesus Christ, youtube, catch the fuck up.

PPS. Probably shouldn't be posting swear-laden blog posts from work. Of course, I probably shouldn't be doing a lot of things that I do on a daily basis. Example: using store brand conditioner to wash my entire body. Life choices.