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cover, music, simpsons 9:41 PM | 1 comments
The only thing missing from this is "We Put the Spring in Springfield."
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movies, simpsons, video 11:30 AM | 0 comments
All the Simpson's McBain clips, strung together to form a cohesive, four minute short film.
McBain: The Movie from McBain on Vimeo.
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pornography, simpsons, video 10:24 PM | 0 comments
This is surprisingly safe for work.
And Cookie Kwon? Really? Thousands of characters, and you choose Cookie Kwon?
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articles, new york, oops, opossum, rats, simpsons 8:37 PM | 0 comments
From Rich: Brooklyn overrun with opossums after city officials attempt (and fail) to thwart growing rat population by littering the burrough with...opossums.
Obligatory Simpsons reference:
QUIMBY
For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.
SKINNER
Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

