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I am plagued by the laughter in this video:
YOU! LOOK AT ME! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
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I don't know how I feel about this, Jake. Sure, you have abs now, and pectoral muscles that might show through a t-shirt, but you are almost thirty and this heartthrob thing is getting past its prime. Buy some loose slacks and some cufflinks and stop trying to use your torso to remain relevant - Mario Lopez has already stolen any and all of that good will. If you don't believe me, ask Ryan Phillippe's wet weasel of a career.
Oh, and if you want me to take you seriously, you're going to have to give David Spade his haircut back.
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Dear Train,
Generally your music stinks. However, when you stumble your way onto a good melody, ruining it by immediately selling the song to a car commercial is just bad business.
Also, this eight year old with a ukulele does it better.
Love,
Me
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