Virtual Flaneurism

I think that monkey tail beards are the fashion wave of the future. If I didn't grow facial hair like a twelve year old bitch, believe you me, this boy would be sporting a chinpanzee.

"A wise woman — I think it was the Millionaire Matchmaker (or maybe it was my sister) — once said that men hide their insecurities behind facial hair. Well, that’s just one theory. Other men see beards as an outlet for creativity. Every few years, such men from around the world congregate and compete at the World Beard and Mustache Contest.”

— NPR’s Claire O’Neill

My favorite part of this image is that its filename is brighamy.

PS. What medical reason could you have for needing a beard? Does Teen Wolf go to BYU?

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At left: Straw-Barry Manilow!

*Rimshot*

The beard is great, the guy lovin' it in the audience is better.