Virtual Flaneurism

It's International Women's Day, ladies. If you do anything today, please, go fist someone.

This is an animation of what makes a clock's second hand tick...though obviously not at this rate.

I haven't posted any of these, so for the ignorant, I give you CONTEXT.

PAULA DEEN, WHY YOU RIDE ALL MY FAVORITE FOOD?

This video is a long time coming: whenever a music video themed around showcasing sexy, lithe ladies hits the market, fat, sweaty and unpleasantly furry men think it's hilarious to make a spoof of the original. This spoof is never sexy and makes gay men worldwide disappointed.

This video is, for the straight man sect, the equivalent of those fug-man videos. Take your old lady music video and feel our pain, my breeder brothers.

Benny sends you this Britbrit sample-rama.

When you're feeling down today, just remember: you can be the bass.