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losers, rants, spongebob, television, video 10:33 AM | 0 comments
You know when you wake up on a Saturday and you're watching Spongebob Squarepants, and the animators misspell "wiener" on screen, so you post about it on your blog?
Yeah, that's what's happening here.
To be an etymology loser: "wiener" is to Vienna as "frankfurter" is to Frankfurt, "hamburger" is to Hamburg, and "bologna" is to Bologna. Sausages and cheeses are regularly named after the places they originated. Spelling their names correctly is not that difficult if you have a basic grasp of geographical names.
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losers, love, reflection, video games 11:49 PM | 0 comments
It's all been sugared nuts and buttercups spending the last three posts relieving my perpetual blog-boner for all things literary and touchy-feely, but let's not forget what brought us here: cat videos and memes ridiculing hipsters. Also, may we not overlook our love of laughing at the unfortunately life-inept: