Virtual Flaneurism

How I can simultaneously have a crush on someone and hate them is troubling.

Harry: I think both of us — he’s definitely got more brains than me — we’ve established that from school. But when it comes to all that I’m much better hands on-
William: I’ve got all the brains and looks as well, obviously.
Harry: And the baldness.
Interviewer: [pause] Did you just have a dig at his baldness?
William: [laughs] Several digs in there.
Harry: What, sorry?! His baldness? No.
William: Pretty rich coming from a ginger so I’m quite happy to let go of this one—
Harry: Well, ah … [points his finger at the interviewer]
William: But he’s a good-looking ginger so it’s all right.

— Associated Press

Insult of the year, hands down.