Virtual Flaneurism

This whole video is funny, but the last clip is child gold.

When the dad says, "You just turned three," he sounds like such an asshole.

This is my kind of parent.

Dudes are bitches.

Old Spice guy responds to user comments

Stefan Magdalinski gives his Apple-obsessed girlfriend an iPad...but covers it in chocolate first.

The look on her face says it all. And, for those of you with the giving spirit, I would totally get over my disdain for all things Macintosh if those things were sealed inside a succulent candy coating...with the receipt.

Vodka makes me want to heave like Kate Moss after a grape, but some of you seem to like this stanky drink. Therein, I direct you to this "How to Make Skittle-Flavored Vodka" Tutorial. I think the flasks are pretty neat, too.