4005

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4004

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This year the birds and I are in a fight. Shut up, noisy birds! It is three in the morning. Even the slutty lady birds are asleep. No one wants to fucking have sex with you right now.

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4002

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This is true, though somehow my mother always managed to be between rows when I passed by looking for her. Or she was hiding from me. Either or.

Also, this gif is fucking nauseating.

4001

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That seal is a jerk.

4000

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I only hope my 4000th post is met with the same enthusiasm as these wrestlers' request for chairs.

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