Virtual Flaneurism

Stolen from Kristie:

Stolen from Kristie, from Overheard in Court:

Q. Now let’s go back to Exhibit 18. It looks to me like this pump submittal from SRV is dated Oct. 14, 2002. Right?

A. That’s the date of this letter, correct.

Q. Okay. And SRV was required to submit this pump submittal five days after the execution of the contract, which they received on Oct. 9. So 14 minus 9 is how many?

A. I don’t know. I need a calculator.

Q. You need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?

A. Yeah.

Q. You’re the project engineer on a $5 million infrastructure project, and you’re telling me you need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?

A. We always have calculators.

Q. Really, you can’t subtract 9 from 14 without a calculator?

A. It’s 6.

Q. Actually, Ms. ______, I think it’s 5.

A. I think I told you I need a calculator.

Stolen from Kristie:

From Kristie:

Stolen from Kristie: Single-Serving Wine Glasses

Nothing says classy like booze under a jell-o pudding seal.

Stolen from Kristie: Pink Dolphin! Sounds like an unfortunate sexual position.

That is all.

From Kristie: Boobquake joke turns awry when it causes an actual earthquake in Taiwan.

From Kristie: A splendorific blog post about the writer's hatred of the term "alot", which she imagines as some sort of muppetesque he-beast. I think it looks sort of like a furry John McCain.

I might love this person and have to hunt down and smother them with unwanted affection.

I REALLY ENJOY THIS ALOT.