Virtual Flaneurism

Harry: I think both of us — he’s definitely got more brains than me — we’ve established that from school. But when it comes to all that I’m much better hands on-
William: I’ve got all the brains and looks as well, obviously.
Harry: And the baldness.
Interviewer: [pause] Did you just have a dig at his baldness?
William: [laughs] Several digs in there.
Harry: What, sorry?! His baldness? No.
William: Pretty rich coming from a ginger so I’m quite happy to let go of this one—
Harry: Well, ah … [points his finger at the interviewer]
William: But he’s a good-looking ginger so it’s all right.

— Associated Press

I also just realized blogger has lost my last five posts or so. Internet chicanery vanished into the ether. If you think I'm going to be making any real effort to recover the content of those posts, you clearly do not know me. Laziness ahoy!

The Royal Wedding is over!

It seems that little Melinda was not as excited as the rest of Britain.

I hate to get all royal and shit around William's wedding, but the interwebs are brimming with British flotsam and jetsam and I just can't control myself.

This is a confusing video. Some hints:

- The man you're seeing is King Juan Carlos of Spain

- The sound you're hearing is his ringtone.

- The discomfort you're feeling is normal.

Again, an article title that delights me (from D-listed):

THIS LITTLE GIRL HAS NO FEELINGS ON THE INSIDE!!!!!

(I also adore that D-listed consistently refers to Prince Harry as "Prince Hot Ginge")

(Omg, the entire article is hilarious, too)