Virtual Flaneurism

I'm about to double-fact you in the FACE:

1. Below is a chart of the colored tabs you find on your bread/bagels/pillsbury dough condoms. Logically, you want a tab closest to the day you arrived to get the freshest bread.

2. But I can hear you whining: how on earth will I remember this arbitrarily ordered color scheme? Do not fret, there actually seems to be some logic. The tabs are ordered alphabetically by the name of the color - blue, green, red, white, yellow. Sometimes you just have to bask in the subtle cleverness of others -- and this, my friends, is one of those moments.

The logic in the third panel between bankrupt and museums makes absolutely no sense, but I'll take the death of causation for the sake of the joke.