Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
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Follow the link for an amusing blog post analyzing the most frequently used words in daily horoscopes to describe each zodiac sign.
I am a proud, perfect Virgo (though I will admit that Virgo is, as ever, the lamest of all signs).
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To My Husband Blog
"Joint Accounts: Keep your passwords. Keep your facebook. Keep your email. I’d like the spam lists I’m on to stay private just as much as you’d prefer not to tell me about the weird Adam and Eve order you made ‘for a friend’ a few years ago."
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Q. Now let’s go back to Exhibit 18. It looks to me like this pump submittal from SRV is dated Oct. 14, 2002. Right?
A. That’s the date of this letter, correct.
Q. Okay. And SRV was required to submit this pump submittal five days after the execution of the contract, which they received on Oct. 9. So 14 minus 9 is how many?
A. I don’t know. I need a calculator.
Q. You need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?
A. Yeah.
Q. You’re the project engineer on a $5 million infrastructure project, and you’re telling me you need a calculator to subtract 9 from 14?
A. We always have calculators.
Q. Really, you can’t subtract 9 from 14 without a calculator?
A. It’s 6.
Q. Actually, Ms. ______, I think it’s 5.
A. I think I told you I need a calculator.
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Ok, content low today, so I'll post something a little more elaborate.
First, watch this video of Yeshiva University boys "The Maccabeats" singing their youtube sensation Candlelight. While their voices are impressive, this isn't particularly hilarious unless you're a fifty year old rabbi.
But, moving on to the funny, I invite you to this post from Gaby Dunn's blog, analyzing her womb's unique pangs for each different Jewish boy in the video.
I found this quite hilarious, and if being Goyim were a hereditary disease, my family would be knee-deep in developmentally challenged offspring.
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Yet another great post at Hyperbole and a Half relating her dogs' inability to comprehend a recent house move.
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(though some of them are disappointingly tame)
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"It’s about time Comic Sans earned some respect. When Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert authored a scathing letter of hate directed at LeBron James after his decision to leave C-Town, there were apparently no other fonts that illustrated his anger quite as well as Comic Sans. And it’s a good thing too, because I feared that Sans would never get the credit it deserved, and from a respected member of the community at that.
If other important documents had been issued in Comic Sans, I truly believe the world would be a different place. Who knows? We might even have let Nixon stay in office if we saw his resignation letter written in the type of the gods. Hit the jump for a few more examples."
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Video blogger takes on artist Alison Blechdel's test for female presence in films. Films pass her test when:
1. There are two or more women in the film.
2. They speak to one another...
3. ...about something other than a man.
It is surprisingly hard to find a film that passes this test.
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Hilariously bitter divorcee begins a blog exploring the variety of ways he can put to use his ex-wife's wedding dress.
My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
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Because apparently no one here knows about JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE
Seriously, though, Marmaduke is an asshole.
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From Kristie: A splendorific blog post about the writer's hatred of the term "alot", which she imagines as some sort of muppetesque he-beast. I think it looks sort of like a furry John McCain.
I might love this person and have to hunt down and smother them with unwanted affection.
I REALLY ENJOY THIS ALOT.
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