Virtual Flaneurism

From Spencer:

Check out this Jersey-Trashified version of Alice in Wonderland titled Snooki in Wonderland: The Improved Classic.

I want this badly, but it seems to be only on sale for Kindle e-Readers.

Where's Snooki?

There may be a little Valentines run over today. Don't cry just because you're still forever alone.

From the comments:

A single teen mother and a manwhore are giving us lectures on abstinence? Did I suddenly step into fucking bizarro world? It's like Satan came up from hell and combined the two things I hate most on the planet earth: Jersey Shore and the Palin family.

This is a very gracious illustration.

Ellen as Snooki's Poof

If you don't want to watch this video, let me summarize: White boy in a Cosby Sweater buys too much yogurt and seduces tramped out Jersey girls.

Keep living the dream, man!