Virtual Flaneurism

I watched this once and died laughing, then watched it again and died of discomfort.

You tell me.

I don't find Chris Colfer particularly attractive, but this is one hell of a picture.

Who put a music video in the middle of my 70's straight porn?

109 Cats in Sweaters

A tumblog that almost makes me obsolete.

The best countdown of the year: Top Animals That Don't Have Asses. An excerpt:

Perhaps the most intelligent animal that doesn’t have an ass, the Dolphin seems like it would probably have a sexy ass, due to its muscularly smooth [everything, it seems]. In 1994 Esquire was actually going to publish an unsolicited essay from [mid-list author with 3 novels from Knopf] about the 15 loveliest asses he’d seen on TV the past 6 months that earnestly included specific Dolphins from The Discovery Channel as #14 and #6, but a fact-checker rightly said that Dolphins don’t have asses and the managing editor sort of lost interest after that, not responding to [aforementioned author]’s follow-up emails for weeks, then months, then ever—apparently the managing editor simply never responded. I just typed “lol” then deleted it.

From Ben - and perhaps the most truthful thing ever posted to this blog.