Virtual Flaneurism

I hate to report half-news, but it seems like the big hullabaloo of the day is the partially-confirmed, partially-denied end of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

This local ABC affiliate states that the cereal, targeted by Michelle Obama for carrying about half of a child's recommended daily sugar intake, is kaputt. Of course, it's a local news affiliate, so take anything they say with a grain of I guess there were no drive bys to report on.

This advertising article, clearly another source I'll be citing to in my law briefs, claims the opposite: they attest that Quaker assured them first-hand that these boxed teeth-rotters will continue to fester away on supermarket shelves until the second coming of Christ or we all start breathing glucose.

The only thing you should take for certain from these articles? Diane Sawyer doesn't give a shit about Cap'n Crunch.