Virtual Flaneurism

This looks like a fun and efficient way to be that kid sitting alone in the cafeteria.

I have yet other problems with this design, other than its awe-inspiring nerdiness (how often does one find a beacon of dork-dom for sale that peers out at the neighborhood at tree level, as if to say, "YES, I AM A GIGANTIC DWEEB, AND YES, I WILL FORCIBLY PASS THIS ON TO MY CHILDREN.")

Problems:

1. I am perplexed as to how that 2 1/2 foot tall child climbed onto a swing three feet of the ground. Let's not even discuss the impossibility of an infant mounting a free-moving pendulum from the side.

2. In turn, I have severe doubts that a child that age could stay on that thing. Is there even a seat indentation? He'd honestly have more luck bare-backing the retriever,

3. I never took physics, but small tent pole legs + hollow plastic top with fat children + rocking force of the swing = command tower to yard plummet. The force will certainly be with them when their faces meet the ground. I hope Rover knows how to set a shattered eye socket.