Virtual Flaneurism

In honor of a Contracts Final Examination, check out the random fine print on this imitation MacBook battery. SHRINKWRAP AGREEMENT OH NOES?

Dispose of properly (or Mother Nature’s gonna whack us all!) This battery contains no Mercury, Mars or Venus. Each battery is tested before shipping. No animals were harmed during testing – unless you consider Paul in QA ;-) WARNING: To reduce risk of fire or burns, avoid Sony or Dell laptops and do not disassemble, crush, puncture or short the contacts. TM & ©2009 FastMac. All rights reserved. All other brand names & trademarks belong to their respective owners. If you have read this far, please consider applying for a job in our legal dept