Virtual Flaneurism

If you've never read this before (I think I actually was given this as a sample model admissions essay during high school - another sign that I grew up in the epicenter of bad advice), check out Hugh Gallagher's NYU admissions essay. This was brought back to my attention because of the NYU connection. As you might now, NYU holds a special place in my rectum.

A tiddly bit to whet your whistle:

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Note: Since I was unsuccessful at finding a picture of Hugh Gallagher, I grant to you a picture of Gallagher the Comedian in an over-sized pair of women's shoes.

Oh, that Gallagher!!