Virtual Flaneurism

The problem with this invention is not the execution, but the fact that it denies me the opportunity to squash the hell out of the damn spider.

I don't want this for Christmas, I need this for Christmas.

Yet more EPIC adorableness!

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’”

— Lyndon Johnson (1908-1973), 36th President of the United States (1963-1969), on the cynicism of the media

Very, very cute, though the dad's unusual syncopation really irks me for some reason. Learn the rhythm, jacko.

I've known some teachers who fail both of these requirements.

This duck, this duck is a bad ass duck.

This is why I choose to have almost exclusively gay or female friends.

This is wonderful, yet older than your mom.

This is just a morning made of spectacular videos.