Virtual Flaneurism

It definitely makes me a nerd that I appreciate that the chart-maker used a semi-colon.

Cher AND Rosie AND Christmas soul?

Surely this must be the Apocalypse.

This emitted a chuckle from me. I didn't know bodies actually did that.

So many signs, so many places that gave me or my friends food poisoning...

On Melancholy Hill - NYC Lights from Chateau Bezerra on Vimeo.

This video's intended source of humor does not disappoint, but what is truly worth a listen is Michael Buble's swear-riddled dialogue and the acerbic sass he delivers to this poor child's mother.

This infographic deftly explains why I've yet to get a summer internship (though perhaps it is because I have not in fact begun applying for any):

Never has someone had a more troubling adoration for their own hands. Meanwhile, she waves them around and rubs them like the are expensive, inanimate meat bags attached to the ends of her arms.

God can only fathom the whipped bastard who is the one taking out this she-terror's garbage.

So, I took a two hour nap this afternoon and, SURPRISE OF SURPRISES, it is serving me poorly come sleep time. Luckily, I have zero responsibilities tomorrow, so I'll just sleep until noon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh god I'm so tired.

This is to fat people what "I Will Survive" is to gays.

I await the DJ Couch Couchez remix.

Ok, content low today, so I'll post something a little more elaborate.

First, watch this video of Yeshiva University boys "The Maccabeats" singing their youtube sensation Candlelight. While their voices are impressive, this isn't particularly hilarious unless you're a fifty year old rabbi.



But, moving on to the funny, I invite you to this post from Gaby Dunn's blog, analyzing her womb's unique pangs for each different Jewish boy in the video.

I found this quite hilarious, and if being Goyim were a hereditary disease, my family would be knee-deep in developmentally challenged offspring.

Expect fewer posts today, as tumblr is down, meaning nearly every blog I troll for content is out of commission.