Virtual Flaneurism

I believe this is the longest stretch that Jonah Hill has ever gone without swearing.

Via Rich:

Towleroad leaks that a 90210 character will be outed in the near future, and a love interest will be introduced. The character? Trevor Donovan (at left, searching for his shirt), with the love interest played by Spring Awakening's Kyle Riabko.

It might be time to start watching this crappy show.

Also, you should probably click to embiggen.

PS. I fully acknowledge that there was no substance to this post.

PPS. I am now freaked out by his nipples -- they are nearly non-existent! How does someone have nipples the size of a dime? Wouldn't small nipples be an evolutionary trait that would die out (in women, at least)? This post now has substance: commence nipple-size debate.

This song is the epitome of my bad music taste.

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"Sometimes when I accidentally make a fart noise with my mouth I’ll continue to make the noise a few more times just to make sure everyone knows i was making the noise with my mouth and not actually farting.

I’ve come to realize that the act of making multiple fart noises with my mouth for an extended period of time is ultimately probably more embarrassing than farting."

- Conor McKeon

The Legend of Fat Cat

You need a facebook account to see this compendium of wonderment. My favorite is at left.

More here and here but not here.

This song always feels like an unnecessarily vindictive dig against my friends from New York.

Karate School advertisements subtly suggest that their classes will butch up your puss-ass kid before he tumbles ass first down the slippery slope of all things sodomy.

From B-Ridge: The Wonderful World of Abusive Cat Fashion

A little FYI for all you ephebophiles out there.

1000 posts. In honor of this important milestone, I give you a picture of an elbow that looks like a butt.

Nintendo's new GoldenEye 007 sequel for the Wii will come bundled with this epic Golden Gun Controller.

I cannot wait for this game to come out. If it is anything like GoldenEye for the N64, this game will make conclusive that the Wii is the multiplayer console of the century.