717
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
707
I agree with this wholeheartedly, though I must add that the reason Americans and Australians originally deemed football "soccer" is from a nickname that caught on: the game was Association Football, and the players took the "soc" and turned it into "soccer". Why it isn't pronounced "sosher", I cannot tell you.
EDIT: Though it is ridiculous that we call our sport football, for the very reasons Cleese brings up.
703
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine.
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