Virtual Flaneurism

The Best Way to Disguise Alcohol in Photos

You know you're back home when it's a Wednesday at 2am and the gay mafioso threatens to murder you and your friends, but decides to throw their diet coke on your chinos instead.

WASHINGTON.

You all may think I'm slacking, but I've been on vacation and relaxing, and this picture of Darla and Alfalfa grown up is the only half entertaining thing I've seen this week. I'm on the verge of creating original content or something, I swear.

This would have made my childhood so incredibly complete.

Looking at this picture, I was all, "What are those stones, is that pelican poop, what coul-OH MY GOOD GOD."

For some reason I am loving the raindrop xylophone going on in this song.