Virtual Flaneurism

Michele was unaware that this was in fact an ex-ex-gay llama.

The Avenger's preview leaked! I'm so pumped for this movie.

I've organized a group to go to an MLS Soccer game this Wednesday, and you can bet your buttons that this will be me:

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Last weekend I popped down to New York City for a hot second to go to a Paul McCartney concert at Yankee Stadium with my parents. The concert was fantastic - there were fireworks, drunk-looking children, a cameo from a surprisingly sober Billy Joel - but for my mother's decision to lean in to me during "Let Me Roll It" and whispered, "You know what this beat is good for." Then she prodded my father and made an "Mhhhhmmmm!" noise that carried so much undertone that the sound of it will haunt my nightmares until the day I die.

I may have reenacted this ten thousand times.

Holy shit, that's adorable. Now I want a duck.

Now that is a large crocodile.

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Rainbow Frog Not Extinct, Looks Like it Rolled in Nerds Candy

The video uploader wants you to think this is a video of good soccer -- at least, by the left. No, this is just all around bad soccer. Very, very bad soccer.

This may be the most exciting thing to ever happen to anyone in the history of ever.