Virtual Flaneurism

There's a surprising amount of what I can only assume is bear vagina in this video.

Oh my god, just go to the plastic surgeon already. With all that make-up, you'll save money in the long run.

I should be reading about the Fourteenth Amendment right now, but instead I'm posting pictures of sassy cats!

The scientific method in France:

(1) State hypothesis;
(2) Test hypothesis with balanced experimentation;
(3) Bitch-slap Naysayers;
(4) Publish!

When I lived in NY, I saw David Ford perform as an opener. Good stuff, if a little whiny-British.

Honestly, the version I have of this song is half the length and much more pleasantly compact...but youtube has turned us all into beggars, I suppose.

This is surprisingly safe for work.

And Cookie Kwon? Really? Thousands of characters, and you choose Cookie Kwon?

This is a confusing video. Some hints:

- The man you're seeing is King Juan Carlos of Spain

- The sound you're hearing is his ringtone.

- The discomfort you're feeling is normal.

Very Sufjan.

There is a genre of video on the internet that often goes unmentioned. This is the professional, exact narration of a young teenager's garbled internet posting.

Please enjoy.

Today's posts are coming in thematic sets - first awkwardly phrased comics, then folksy music, and now horrible sweaters galore.

10 Best Cosby Sweaters

At left: The "Just Lost A Game Of Tetris Sweater".

PS. I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I stumbled across this trying to find some Cosby sweaters to buy. I am a dedicated consumer of shit if I am anything.

Is this Wil Wheaton?

Better question: Do you even know who Wil Wheaton is?

Ugh. Here comes yet another wave of nuevo-Apple douche bags.

God, do I love Josh Ritter.

Supergrass accomplished this without autotune, Travie.

I actually prefer the Glee rendition of this song, but posting clips of Glee is a little too tween, even for this blog.