Virtual Flaneurism

JERRY: The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.

ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. You really should do an op-ed piece for the Times.

JERRY: Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.

Most epic sleepover ever.

The kid's last line is great. Also, Ryan Matthews is unexpectedly attractive.

Oh, Don Hertzfeld, how the world has missed your morbid, horrendous humor.

Music Video - "Darling, It's Alright" - Francis and the Lights from Francis and the Lights on Vimeo.

Another from Ben.

Another addition from Ben:

This is beyond nightmarish.

Martha's B-Day 10-09-1985 from New Picture Agencies on Vimeo.

This app is amazing, though I will be floored if/when they come out with dictionaries beyond Spanish. Translation of pictograph-based languages - Mandarin, for example - would be insane.

Anyway, the implications of this application are enormous. Tower of Babel, here we come.

AIDAN KNIGHT - Knitting Something NIce For You from Mitch Fillion (southernsouls.ca) on Vimeo.

This is so absurd that it is, in turn, amazing.

In today's romantic news, this gentlemen ordered look-alike puppets of both him and his girlfriend, convinced a local theater to stick this into the theater previews, and proposed to her in this most nerdy and fantastic of fashions. The sound you are hearing is the strumming of your heartstrings.

A young Teddy Roosevelt, before all that hippopotamus murdering and Spanish slaughtering and illegitimate baby-fathering.

Let's just admit it: Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of the 19th Century. And he was elected president.

Interesting concept, though it would take some time to get used to.

Of course, analog clocks are a mindfuck within themselves, so reading domino time shouldn't be that far of a stretch.

If a meme could evolve like a Pokemon, this video would be a fucking Charizard.

How have I never posted this most amazing of live performances??