Ok, content low today, so I'll post something a little more elaborate.
First, watch this video of Yeshiva University boys "The Maccabeats" singing their youtube sensation Candlelight. While their voices are impressive, this isn't particularly hilarious unless you're a fifty year old rabbi.
But, moving on to the funny, I invite you to this post from Gaby Dunn's blog, analyzing her womb's unique pangs for each different Jewish boy in the video.
I found this quite hilarious, and if being Goyim were a hereditary disease, my family would be knee-deep in developmentally challenged offspring.
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Now, with this, home, fix a cocktail, go through the day's mail, finish my drink and drive over to the cave, yank this carcass out of the box and offer this at the feet of my dark lord and master, boom, done. I'm happy, my dark lord and master is happy, everybody wins.
