Virtual Flaneurism

...but I did not shoot the textualis.

Flowchart of the Plotline to every Japanese RPG, ever.

As someone who's played an embarrassing number of RPGs, I must admit that this chart is startlingly accurate. I mentally replayed scenes in certain games with nearly every set of boxes on this chart.

Le sigh. I miss good, turn-based RPGs.

PS. Obviously click to embiggen.

It's GIFs galore this autumnal Tuesday evening.

Just stumbled across this gem:

"Justice Scalia, in a dissent joined by Justice Clarence Thomas, said the hearing would be “a fool’s errand,” because Mr. Davis’s factual claims were “a sure loser.”

He went on to say that the federal courts would be powerless to assist Mr. Davis even if he could categorically establish his innocence.

“This court has never held,” Justice Scalia wrote, “that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is ‘actually’ innocent.”

Ok, fuck the James Blake version. Feist's original is infinitely superior.

To further ruin your childhood, check out Oscar the Grouch and Animal.