Virtual Flaneurism

Erin tells me that some of my music taste is "mayonnaise". This is probably the same stuff my mother would call "bubblegum", or they're at least in a similar vein. Strangely, this reminds me of the fact that, earlier this year, I told someone that I seldom listen to the lyrics of songs. It is difficult to express the incredible depth of that particular lie, though in retrospect it should've been obvious. I spent my college career as an English and Creative Writing student, so obviously words me a lot to me (though ironically not in this particular song).

From Bridget:

(I love the falling animals section)

PS. Fun fact of the day: Dachshund means "Badger Dog" in German. They were specifically bred to be elongated, tough and tumble dogs who could squeeze into badger dens and survive a badger rumble. Also, they look like wieners.

Tranny-Tumblog of Pin-Up Robert Downey, Jr.

I have absolutely no clue how to tag this.

Patrick sent me a series of videos of children injuring themselves/one another -- the second is below. Please enjoy this unprecedented look into the all-encompassing blackness of his soul.

Hallowed Ground - A photo collection of locations as close to Ground Zero as the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque".

"Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant. Education and free discussion are the antidotes of both." - Thomas Jefferson

I believe this is the longest stretch that Jonah Hill has ever gone without swearing.

Via Rich:

Towleroad leaks that a 90210 character will be outed in the near future, and a love interest will be introduced. The character? Trevor Donovan (at left, searching for his shirt), with the love interest played by Spring Awakening's Kyle Riabko.

It might be time to start watching this crappy show.

Also, you should probably click to embiggen.

PS. I fully acknowledge that there was no substance to this post.

PPS. I am now freaked out by his nipples -- they are nearly non-existent! How does someone have nipples the size of a dime? Wouldn't small nipples be an evolutionary trait that would die out (in women, at least)? This post now has substance: commence nipple-size debate.

This song is the epitome of my bad music taste.