Virtual Flaneurism

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"Sometimes when I accidentally make a fart noise with my mouth I’ll continue to make the noise a few more times just to make sure everyone knows i was making the noise with my mouth and not actually farting.

I’ve come to realize that the act of making multiple fart noises with my mouth for an extended period of time is ultimately probably more embarrassing than farting."

- Conor McKeon

The Legend of Fat Cat

You need a facebook account to see this compendium of wonderment. My favorite is at left.

More here and here but not here.

This song always feels like an unnecessarily vindictive dig against my friends from New York.

Karate School advertisements subtly suggest that their classes will butch up your puss-ass kid before he tumbles ass first down the slippery slope of all things sodomy.

From B-Ridge: The Wonderful World of Abusive Cat Fashion

A little FYI for all you ephebophiles out there.

1000 posts. In honor of this important milestone, I give you a picture of an elbow that looks like a butt.

Nintendo's new GoldenEye 007 sequel for the Wii will come bundled with this epic Golden Gun Controller.

I cannot wait for this game to come out. If it is anything like GoldenEye for the N64, this game will make conclusive that the Wii is the multiplayer console of the century.

This video is the nexus of this blog's universe.

What to do when you're bored at work or home - (From Katie's mother)

"1. Kill a few Flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick up a pencil and paper...let your imagination flow."

For more of this unnecessarily morbid and disgusting post click the link-o-dink

Chew-Bach-A

This may be the cutest thing ever:

This is exactly like all of my break-ups, though I tend to favor tours chaînés déboulés over a fouetté en tournant.