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Karate School advertisements subtly suggest that their classes will butch up your puss-ass kid before he tumbles ass first down the slippery slope of all things sodomy.
1000
1000 posts. In honor of this important milestone, I give you a picture of an elbow that looks like a butt.
998
Gun Controller.
I cannot wait for this game to come out. If it is anything like GoldenEye for the N64, this game will make conclusive that the Wii is the multiplayer console of the century.
992
What to do when you're bored at work or home - (From Katie's mother)
"1. Kill a few Flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick up a pencil and paper...let your imagination flow."
For more of this unnecessarily morbid and disgusting post click the link-o-dink
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This is exactly like all of my break-ups, though I tend to favor tours chaînés déboulés over a fouetté en tournant.
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Usually I post this crap because it's gross, but I swear to god, this may be the most ingenious food stuff ever thought up. While my personal aversion to catching tetanus prevents me from entering a Denny's, I may have to jimmy up a homemade batch of this masterpiece, doodles and all.
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I like to imagine that, after the camera clicks off, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Dear, there's a deer on your rear," and then she's mauled to death by a horny ruminant as he laughs at his own rhyming wordplay.
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