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monkeys, short stories 9:30 PM | 0 comments
I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
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soccer, video 11:30 AM | 0 comments
I agree with this wholeheartedly, though I must add that the reason Americans and Australians originally deemed football "soccer" is from a nickname that caught on: the game was Association Football, and the players took the "soc" and turned it into "soccer". Why it isn't pronounced "sosher", I cannot tell you.
EDIT: Though it is ridiculous that we call our sport football, for the very reasons Cleese brings up.
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art, books, monkeys, weird 11:15 AM | 0 comments
Who loves this Steampunk Monkey Coloring Book?
I love this Steampunk Monkey Coloring Book.

