Virtual Flaneurism

This video disappoints for lack of Beyonce Baby.

Duston? Jasin? Bateman? Hoffman? These two just do not lend themselves to a celebrity nickname portmanteau. I'm going to call them Dustlebate.

Stolen from Eliza: Wait for the green screen to get utilized...

"I want the tooth!" "You can't handle the tooth!"

Facebook collection of prospective Conan O'Brien characters

Claudia Schiffer does black face, world reels (and yawns)

A video of what happens when a starfish is flipped upside down. Cool but somewhat disconcerting to see the power behind those limbs.

Created by Oatmeal

"I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked.

One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out.

I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet."

- Sylvia Plath

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HOLY SHIT - Look at this fucking sinkhole in Guatemala!

PS. This is a pretty good approximation for my torso.

I have a feeling today is going to be one of those "immature" days.