gay, mcdonalds, video 10:59 AM | 0 comments
I am conflicted by the message this video sends: while I certainly love that McDonald's France is reaching out to gay teens, anyone who's anyone knows that gays do not eat fast food. Well, unless it is two in the morning - then we're pretty much face deep in a twenty piece McNugget shit show.
lost, spoof, video games 1:53 PM | 0 comments
For the few seconds I thought this might be real, the world made sense.
awkward, boobs, food, nakey, wedding 1:45 PM | 0 comments
There are several problems with this picture, the least of which is the guacamole and cheese wedding cake he's serving.
awkward, aww, otters, video 12:46 PM | 0 comments
This video of a mother otter teaching her whelp to swim is endearing with a hefty slice of awkward parenting, especially the repeated points when the mother other holds the kid's head under the water in a reenactment of every nerd's middle-school nightmare.
boobs, idiots, jerk, spoof, video, wedding 12:39 PM | 0 comments
500th post! Either I'm a loser or...well...no, I'm just a loser. I hope any of you actually looking at my rambling are enjoying yourselves. I also hope that the people I steal this crap from aren't preparing to serve some mountain of litigation on my face. Time will tell.
This is a redemption of sorts: Jerry O'Connell and his wife Rebecca Romijn (who has made a marriage career out of shacking up with Has-Beens) reenact the subject of this post, though with slightly different results.
comics, spoof, video games 12:32 PM | 0 comments
Videogame University: The New Class
Oh, I love these.
awesome, beatles, movies, music 6:45 PM | 0 comments
Few things on earth could be this mind-shatteringly awesome.
children, music 6:40 PM | 0 comments
My favorite kids' song of all time - Willy Was a Whale by Justin Roberts
idiots, palin, poetry, spoof 6:32 PM | 0 comments
Sarah Palin Poetry - Palin's natural rhythm and unparalleled knock for near rhyme begets these glorious snippets of real life Palin speeches that just happen to be poetry of Dr. Seuss caliber.
Contested primaries! So I'm glad to see
The contest in California's GOP.
But I support Carly! ... As she
Fights through a tough primary
Against a liberal member of the GOP!
