Virtual Flaneurism

Stolen from Eliza, with love: SILLY GOATS WITH SILLY GOAT FACES

Holy shit, this is great: Fool with no yo-yo skills goes on local news as yo-yo champion. You'd think the premise wouldn't carry three and a half minutes of video, but good lord WOULD YOU BE WRONG.

Kittens on a slide! Kittens on a slide!

I adore both this song and its video:

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Fact: Vacuum Cat is a jerk.

Self-Explanatory Tumblog of the Day:

Shit My Kids Ruined

1. This Bieber-esque child does a strangely good Gaga cover.

2. Nonplussed girls are nonplussed.

Blog of Fake Mustaches

Poopstache Baby is amazed.

Note: The actual site is fakemoustache.com, but given that I'm not an over-voweling English douche wench, you're getting the proper and sane Americanized spelling. I also write analog and favorite rather than analougueaeueugue and faivououreitee . Maybe the British could talk all those extra vowels and use them to actually write down their Constitution.

More crazy illusions:

#1: Supposedly maturity will differentiate here, where children will see only the dolphins, while adults will see a couple mid-coitus.

Interesting concept, but it only works if one of you likes to drink dark liquor...or, beer, I suppose.

FOOD BEARD TUMBLOG

At left: Straw-Barry Manilow!

*Rimshot*

EPIC.

In honor of Mother's Day: Mother bear attempts to shake her cub out of a tree.

Look at this awesome children's furniture. Look at it.

The New National Museum of Qatar

“A woman who read one of my essays on introversion said that when she explained her introversion to her family, her brother said, ‘We didn’t know you were an introvert. We thought you were just a bitch.’”

- Sophia Dembling

Ugh! Christina continues her embarrassing imitation of classier divas by decking herself out as faux-Desperately-Seeking-Susan-Madonna, except with less talent, less attitude and saggier boobs.

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Delta Loses Passenger's Dog, Offers $200 Coupon as Remedy

The gist here is, guy finds stray in Mexico City, nurses it to health, attempts to return with it to America, and has Delta not only lose the dog, but lie about it and offer him $200 in Delta coupons in compensation.

Ay dios mio.

I have it from a trustworthy source that this is going to get remix'd the hell out of soon, so watch, wait, and feel avant garde when it happens, paco.

HAHAH, GLORIOUS: