Virtual Flaneurism

Blog of Fake Mustaches

Poopstache Baby is amazed.

Note: The actual site is fakemoustache.com, but given that I'm not an over-voweling English douche wench, you're getting the proper and sane Americanized spelling. I also write analog and favorite rather than analougueaeueugue and faivououreitee . Maybe the British could talk all those extra vowels and use them to actually write down their Constitution.

More crazy illusions:

#1: Supposedly maturity will differentiate here, where children will see only the dolphins, while adults will see a couple mid-coitus.

Interesting concept, but it only works if one of you likes to drink dark liquor...or, beer, I suppose.

FOOD BEARD TUMBLOG

At left: Straw-Barry Manilow!

*Rimshot*

EPIC.

In honor of Mother's Day: Mother bear attempts to shake her cub out of a tree.

Look at this awesome children's furniture. Look at it.

The New National Museum of Qatar

“A woman who read one of my essays on introversion said that when she explained her introversion to her family, her brother said, ‘We didn’t know you were an introvert. We thought you were just a bitch.’”

- Sophia Dembling

Ugh! Christina continues her embarrassing imitation of classier divas by decking herself out as faux-Desperately-Seeking-Susan-Madonna, except with less talent, less attitude and saggier boobs.

Click for bigger and sadder.

Delta Loses Passenger's Dog, Offers $200 Coupon as Remedy

The gist here is, guy finds stray in Mexico City, nurses it to health, attempts to return with it to America, and has Delta not only lose the dog, but lie about it and offer him $200 in Delta coupons in compensation.

Ay dios mio.

I have it from a trustworthy source that this is going to get remix'd the hell out of soon, so watch, wait, and feel avant garde when it happens, paco.

HAHAH, GLORIOUS:

This would be more interesting if I had any appreciation for A Goofy Movie.

Good, we'll take away your right to vote, and then pass an unopposable law restricting your right to bear arms. STRATEGY.

Confusion:

1. Dogs with human bodies playing fiddles, lutes, banjos, keyboards and air guitars.

2. This fellow managed to write a "rap" song without a single line rhyming with the next.

3. Explain the hairbrush or why that dog is smoking a Pepperidge Farm Pirouette.

Look at Christina Aguilera being Christina Aguilera and thieving all of her video moves from the illustrious Lady Gaga.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery, I suppose.