Virtual Flaneurism

From Kristie: A splendorific blog post about the writer's hatred of the term "alot", which she imagines as some sort of muppetesque he-beast. I think it looks sort of like a furry John McCain.

I might love this person and have to hunt down and smother them with unwanted affection.

I REALLY ENJOY THIS ALOT.

The beard is great, the guy lovin' it in the audience is better.

Alice in Zombieland

LOL

OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS ME AND MY FRIENDS?

Every painting in the MoMA in about two minutes. Some of my favorite paintings are at the MoMA - I especially adore the Gino Severini work at 1:24.

Just another example of how all cats are ungrateful bastards.

Cause I know Kung-Fu -- and I'm not afraid of YOU!

I wrote an entire page of text ranting about these comments, and then, realizing I looked as crazy as Roseanne is, deleted them.

Here's the gist:

1. These are posts from Roseanne Arnold's blog.

2. Roseanne seems to think the most important issue regarding the Catholic Church abuse scandal is discussing the gender of the victims.

3. Her exclusive focus is arguing about the gender of the children being abused. I am repeating this so you can fully comprehend her argument. The entire focus of her two rants are on what gender the children are. The children being abused.

Roseanne Arnold is thoroughly insane and I would never let her near my children - certainly not the boys.

Never let anyone say that I don't give as hard a time to the liberal whack-jobs as I do the conservative ones.

Ok, this is something for the blog THAT I ACTUALLY FOUND. So, yes, I admit, it is likely less funny, but it makes up for that by being ORIGINAL. So go on and enjoy it, you jerk!

I like this sandwich box, despite it being a lunchbox. And I really want to re-rent that Disney favorite "The Megatron and the Frog-Shaped Decepticon".

Perhaps the best Telephone spoof to date:

Los Angeles Observatory Street Performer: Mirror Man

This probably makes little sense to anyone but me:


Van Gogh + Golbez
= Impressionist Darth Vader

Click the links for more info. or bigger pics.

Damn slutty horses...

I don't want to see the manticore explanation.

UPDATE: Confirmed

Supposedly this is true - Conan will have a show on TBS this fall!! Sadly, Tempestt Bledsoe is not invited. Lisa Bonet will be stand-in gaffer.

This is great for several reasons:

1. I get TBS on my TV.

2. This must mean they are canceling the trauma-inducing George Lopez Show.

3. Masturbating Bears!

It's feeling very summery lately, so it's time to pull out my old, creepy warm weather main stays:



It doesn't help the pedo-nature of this song that it is sung by professional hobo Tom Waits.

Okay, I might as well post them both at once.