THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

I apologize for this being huge. Blogger has changed its posting settings, so I can no longer reform resize images. It was either this (the actual size) or the incredibly minute "X-Large" picture setting, which was actually extra fucking small because the damn picture is so long. I do love when website updates remove functionality. Screw you, Google.

"When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes. ... It's in bad taste if nothing else." 

- Anthony Bourdain

No internet for four days, but really nothing worth posting, either.

I've decided that my next instrument purchase will be an omnichord.

A new Magnetic Fields single -- and a pretty gay one, if you can decipher the lyrics

The Magnetic Fields - Andrew in Drag by MergeRecords

Grow Up, Ron Paul

Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn’t like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 p.m., eating vegetables, doing homework after school, or taking out the garbage. And like most other little kids who don’t like abiding by the rules of their parents, I sometimes fantasized about what it would be like to run away from home. But when I packed my backpack full of clothes and individually-wrapped packs of peanut butter crackers from the pantry, I could never go through with my plan. I knew if I ran away, I’d be hungry, cold, lost, and eventually found by the police and returned home.

Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn’t like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 p.m., eating vegetables, doing homework after school, or taking out the garbage. And like most other little kids who don’t like abiding by the rules of their parents, I sometimes fantasized about what it would be like to run away from home. But when I packed my backpack full of clothes and individually-wrapped packs of peanut butter crackers from the pantry, I could never go through with my plan. I knew if I ran away, I’d be hungry, cold, lost, and eventually found by the police and returned home.

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This is startlingly accurate. Sadly (for them), my roommates' dream of me making this very video are now crushed.

I adore this song, and this cleverly done cover.

What Americans Keep Ignoring About Finland's School Success

 Everyone agrees the United States needs to improve its education system dramatically, but how? One of the hottest trends in education reform lately is looking at the stunning success of the West's reigning education superpower, Finland. Trouble is, when it comes to the lessons that Finnish schools have to offer, most of the discussion seems to be missing the point. 

The small Nordic country of Finland used to be known -- if it was known for anything at all -- as the home of Nokia, the mobile phone giant. But lately Finland has been attracting attention on global surveys of quality of life -- Newsweek ranked it number one last year -- and Finland's national education system has been receiving particular praise, because in recent years Finnish students have been turning in some of the highest test scores in the world. 

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