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alcohol, awesome, harry potter, recipes, video 3:30 PM | 0 comments
This video is amazing for multiple reasons:
1. Harry Potter puns!
2. Oh sweet Jesus, it's a recipe for booze.
3. This bitch gets drunk.
4. I will forevermore refer to my butt as my "Tiny Hermione."
cute boys, dance, nsfw, spoof, video 9:13 PM | 0 comments
This feels like porn, but it isn't porn, so I'm gonna post it.
movies, super heroes, video 10:03 AM | 0 comments
The Avenger's preview leaked! I'm so pumped for this movie.
children, nakey, oh noes, soccer, video 9:57 AM | 0 comments
I've organized a group to go to an MLS Soccer game this Wednesday, and you can bet your buttons that this will be me:
beatles, oops, reflection, sports, video, water 9:16 AM | 0 comments
Last weekend I popped down to New York City for a hot second to go to a Paul McCartney concert at Yankee Stadium with my parents. The concert was fantastic - there were fireworks, drunk-looking children, a cameo from a surprisingly sober Billy Joel - but for my mother's decision to lean in to me during "Let Me Roll It" and whispered, "You know what this beat is good for." Then she prodded my father and made an "Mhhhhmmmm!" noise that carried so much undertone that the sound of it will haunt my nightmares until the day I die.